Needin' more content, a couple more surveys

Not cervesas, which really sounds pretty good right now, but surveys. You can tell I'm trying to fill some space when I bust these things out. Oh, well, maybe you'll chuckle.

Finish The Sentence Survey Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com My ex... ...uh...your "Y"? Maybe I should... stop taking surveys I love... guns and women. And women with guns. People would say that i'm... dangerous to myself and others I don't understand... why anyone would consider voting for Hillary When i wake up in the morning... I open my eyes...I guess... I lost... my mind somewhere along the way Life is full of... surprises. Some are great. Some suck. Such is life. My past is... not necessarily my future I get annoyed when... I can't pick just one thing that annoys me Parties are... fun with people I know I wish... the best for my family and friends Dogs... are God's greatest gift to human beings Cats... make fantastic targets Tomorrow... means more homework that I didn't do today. I have low tolerance... for more than can be listed in this small space. If I had a million dollars... I'd pay off my student loans and buy a machine gun. I'm totally terrified... that I might not have enough guns by the time I die Take This SurveyQuizopolis.com

OK, I said two, but I can't find another that doesn't suck right now.

'nother new survey

Here's another one of those wacky surveys for your reading pleasure!

Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?:	probably?
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:	I love fighting
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:	I don't know
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:	Of course! All great minds were
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:	If it doesn't have guns or fighting, its useless
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:	No. They have no taste.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:	There's no such thing as a cute baby. They all look like aliens
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:	I guess it works; its what I have
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:	black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:	No.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:	Not yet
ANY SECRET TALENTS?:	My talents are well known. Especially Belch Oration
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:	Anyplace away from work
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:	I love sushi, especially the less common stuff
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:	only a piece in the middle
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:	I like it as a propellant
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:	I ate tootsie pops
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:	I can't even say the alphabet backwards. Why would I want to?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:	Yeah, outside of takeoffs and landings, they're boring
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:	Only on fat Euros
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?:	Can't grill it till ya kill it.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?:	Probably
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:	Only I can read it
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?:	Never been diagnosed
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU":	Said that to my Mom a couple days ago
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?:	Thank God, no
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?:	Only if the reception sucks and they do that stupid Hokey Pokey song
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?:	eaten. Generally prepared scrambled
ARE BLONDES DUMB?:	My sister the valedictorian would lead me to say no.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?:	the trash
WHAT TIME IS IT?:	Time for the next question
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?:	Of course. Far more people know my nickname than my real one
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?:	No, it just sucks outside of sausage Mcmuffins with egg and the McGriddle
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?:	Several months. Everyone I know has trucks or SUV's
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?:	Baths take too long.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?:	As long as I get what I want
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?:	No.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?:	I don't have any addictions other than brunettes with brown eyes
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?:	Crunchy. Creamy is boring
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?:	I don't think so
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?:	Once so far
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?:	Take a look at Britney and Courtney Love. Its pretty obvious that it is.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?:	Not at the moment
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?:	I think so
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?:	The color of food stains: hazel
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:	This morning.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?:	There are things I would change
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?:	Doesn't matter. I have this one
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?:	No, psychotic
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?:	I don't believe I have
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?:	Not currently. I used to
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?:	Probably not
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?:	Yeah. Playing in the dirt is cool
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?:	No. That denotes a lack of control of the sense of humor
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?:	Believe in it? I believe that Magicians are illusionists, if that counts
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?:	Hell yeah! Dogs rule
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?:	Its required from time to time. Its not a first choice for me
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?:	No
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?:	My mom doesn't care
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?:	Tuna sandwich and a Coke.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?:	Hell no
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:	Nobody I can do anything about
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?:	They all suck.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?:	Not currently. Can't remember the last time I bought clothes
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?:	That's a tough one. Demon Hunter, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones and POD are in regular rotation
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